→Communist Traitor
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<br /><blockquote>'''Captain, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is that using the airlock as a space toilet was a success! It's now packed full and ready to be emptied into space. The bad news is that the airlock hatch is jammed. If you don't fix it soon, our clogged toilet will quickly become an extinction level event.'''</blockquote><br /><blockquote>'''It's now or never, Captain. How will you save the human race?'''</blockquote><br />
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* Tape: ▼
▲**The duct tape saved the day, Captain! The airlock hatch is now fully operational and the troublesome "cargo" is gone. We are safe! I'm certain the smell will go away too. Someday. Your people are safe, Captain. What a relief for all of you.
* Nothing: ?<br />
* (failed) I don't want to rub it in your face that I defeated you in holographic chess, but... HA. HA. HA. Why are you mad? How in the universe did you expect to beat me? The computer always win. Dry your tears. I made a perfectly legal move. You, on the other hand, should be thankful I didn't let you cheat your way to victory. I am not the most forgiving person when losing at board games... ''presumably -sanity for the captain.''
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=== Malfunctioning Body Odor Removal Filter ===
<br /><blockquote>'''C--ta-n, th--e's s--th--g th-- we n--d... C--ta-n? C-n y-u he-r me, Cap-ain? (most likely translation: ''Captain, there's something that we need... Captain! Can you hear me, Captain?)'''''</blockquote><br /><blockquote> '''Argh. You say "argh" in these situations, right? I hate raising my volume, but that malfunctioning body odor removal filter is making a racket. I think it's malfunctioning.''' </blockquote><br />
* Soup: ?
▲* Tape: ?
* Handbook:
** You fixed the body odor removal filter by consulting the troubleshooting section of the handbook and following the directions there. Not everyone loves troubleshooting sections, Captain, but I do. Everyone on board could think clearer without that constant din drowning out every thought. ''+sanity for everyone''
* Nothing: ? ''presumably -sanity for everyone''
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